A beach which you're not actually allowed onto. Bloody typical of this place.

More forbidden beach and lagoon. Something about sharks...

A stupid-looking shark, with teeth apparently pointing out the side of its face.

I had my very, very large breakfast buffets overlooking this pool.

My pad. The bridge bit is in fact a suite which can be yours for $20k a night, minimum 4 nights.

A fort, to keep pirates and Spanish at bay.

Skip, outside fort overlooking Nassau CC. I was then at the back end of a breakfast boozing binge, hence wobbly appearance.

Some action from the astro wicket at Nassau CC. Rising Stars on their way to a respectable 150-odd, followed by inspirational Nassau batting collapse.

More cricket. It was hot work drinking cold beer on the balcony, so glad not to be playing this one.

Cruise ship, disgorging thousands of hideous American tourists into the streets of Nassau to buy duty-free jewellery and perfume.

The cricket club, which became my home from home.

Cricket pitch, with Fort Charlotte overlooking. The rickety benches on right were absolutely packed with jabbering, drunk locals during play.

Typical thing you find in the hotel grounds. This one was about 3 feet across.

More of the same.

You were actually allowed in the water on this beach, all the way to the line of buoys, under close supervision of 18 lifeguards.